At the YW Quotebook...

 

I don't want you thinking you're having harmless clothes- and- hair- and- pop-star talk with some alien girloid, and then have Earth get invaded because it turns out you were actually taking to some twelve-legged methane-breathing centipede prince who's decided to turn up with a battle fleet and demand your hand in marriage!

— Kit Rodriguez
Wizard's Holiday

The time is...