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And anyway, we haven\u2019t seen that many other pirates.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"justify\">Kit snickered. \u201cIt\u2019s not that,\u201d he said. \u201cI mean, look at them\u2026\u201d He gestured down the cross street at some of the other trick-or-treaters making the rounds, among whom there were a lot of long overrobes, pointy hats, souped-up broomsticks, and a positive superfluity of wands. \u201cHalf the planet\u2019s running around dressed as wizards.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"justify\">Ronan grinned one of those lazy superior grins he specialized in. \u201cOne day of the year, sure we can cut them some slack,\u201d he said.\u00a0 \u201cSince <em>we<\/em> dress as wizards the other three hundred and sixty-four\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"float:right;margin:10px 0px 20px 20px;\">\n<div id='product-component-fbddba2563d'><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/*<![CDATA[*\/\n\n(function () {\n  var scriptURL 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