How Lovely Are Thy Branches

JD 2455550.52 / December 20th, 2010: five days till Christmas, and the aliens are coming!

It’s the day before the Winter Solstice. The biggest pre-Christmas blizzard seen for decades is heading straight for the New York metropolitan area. But in one small corner of the Town of Hempstead, everyone’s attention is on other business. That’s because there’s a party tonight at Juan and Marina Rodriguez’s house… and the guest of honor is a being from three hundred lightyears away who looks a whole lot like a Christmas tree.

The motive force behind the festivities is the redoubtable Carmela Rodriguez, intent on fulfilling one of the great wishes of the wizard known as Filif — specifically, to finally get him into a full set of Christmas decorations. The two-day party that ensues (with an epic sleepover in the middle) brings together a cast of old and new friends to eat, drink, exchange presents… and deal with a local holiday-season problem in a very wizardly way.

This 30,000+ word novelette is a canonical work in the Young Wizards universe and takes place between the events of A Wizard of Mars and the forthcoming Games Wizards Play.

Purchase it from the Ebooks Direct store, DRM-free, in all the major ebook formats, or from in Kindle format.

Please note: How Lovely Are Thy Branches is also included in the compendium volume Interim Errantry.

Also available:  The How Lovely Are Thy Branches Advent Calendar — 25 days of extra dialogue / outtakes from the work. Download the ebook or PDF formats free from our cloud storage at

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